Monday, August 11, 2014

Victoria's Secret Fragrance Mist

it is summertime and with it comes all the beautiful joys of summer: amazing sunsets, pool parties, road trips, beaches and a never ending list of great summer things. blah blah blah. 

let's get real. summer is hot. kind of like standing on the surface of the sun kind of hot. so hot you sweat from pores you didn't even know existed. the point of this is, you are going to sweat. that's just the nitty gritty of it. yes, showers help. deodorant helps. perfume in summer - does not help. that overly aggressive scent of perfume combined with summer sweat and humidity can be a bit terrifying. skip the perfume and invest in some fragrance mist. you'll thank me later.

in honor of my ode to Victoria's Secret Fragrance Mist i will write you a haiku:

the sweat in summer

can be stifling at worst

invest in your smell

in other words, the top ten reasons why you need Victoria's Secret Fragrance Mist:

  1. as mentioned above, skip the overdose from perfume and keep it light.
  2. spray it a thousand times and you still won't kill people with your scent.
  3. spray it a thousand times and you will still re-spray later.
  4. spray it a thousand times and you will smell good. re-spray and you'll smell better.
  5. the fragrances are light and always crowd favorites.
  6. Victoria's Secret has discovered the secret to sexy and bottled it in a Fragrance Mist.
  7. besides the ombre effect awesomeness, these bottles look good anywhere.
  8. get ready for a lot of compliments. a few sprays will get you there.
  9. if you are newbie to the fragrance scene, this is an easy, no-brainer way to go.
  10. you can't go wrong with these scents. ever.

get your fragrance mist on. stat.